(To be sung to your children starting at the big toe)

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy joined a nudist cult, tore off its nail and started hanging out at Gunnison,

This little piggy did a cameo in The Walking Dead,

This little piggy was found after three days at the bottom of the Navesink,

And this little piggy cried out in pain all the way home to a secret underground laboratory at Merck