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A Not So Bright Future For One Notre Dame Student

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Some people shouldn’t drink. Here’s a story about one of them. A Notre Dame student, 19 year old Brian McCurren, was arrested Sunday morning. It went like this. First, drunk Brian decided to use a flower pot to smash through the window of a massage parlor in South Bend, Indiana.

He crawled in through the hole then used a hammer and pounded his way through a wall to get the rest of the way inside. From there he broke lamps, mirrors, spa equipment and furniture. Then he sprayed a fire extinguisher throughout the entire building making a mess of everything. Then he decided he was hungry. He made his way to the kitchen and went through half a box of Hot Pockets. Next he started warming up macaroni and cheese in an antique style oven while he dined on drumsticks at a table. All this hard work (and the .106 bac police later determined he had) made him pass out cold at the table while the mac n cheese continued cooking.

The blaring of the smoke alarms weren’t even enough to wake him up. Police arrived to find him still unconscious and a near fire coming from the oven. He was arrested for burglary, vandalism, and underage consumption. He also admitted to smoking synthetic marijuana. This kid’s got a bright future I tell ya!

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