After 46 seasons as the head coach of Penn State football, Joe Paterno was fired last night.  Penn State's Board of Trustees, led by vice chairman John P. Surma, announced last night the firing of the 84-year-old Paterno. 

The actual press conference was not very funny, but this transcript of the press conference done by Spencer Hall of Everydayshouldbesaturday.com is funny.

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