A Florida Crime Fit For a Simpsons Episode
A guy in Florida is so fat he could hide drugs in his rolls of fat. This isn’t the first story like this, but it caught my attention because it just seems like you would have to re-evaluate your choices in life when you’re fat enough that you can use your fat rolls to hide your drugs. Although, I guess you could argue he’s not fat enough since they found the pot he was trying to conceal.
The article says the 450 pound pothead was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt and he told the cops he was too fat to fit in a seat belt; again, I would think that would cause you to contemplate dieting before it got that far. Anyway, they found not only the pot in the fat, they also found cocaine, a handgun, and $7,000 cash (not hidden in his fat).