A completely stupid quiz for women

Yes ladies, now you too can find out who broke your heart in a past life. Of course you first have to believe in past lives. Then you have to believe these silly questions would have some bearing on any of this.

Since this is for women and I wanted to see what this quiz was like, I answered questions imagining what my wife might answer. If I did it correctly, William Shakespeare broke her heart in a past life. How dumb.

But wait. She is a language arts teacher. Hmmm. I'll have to give her crap about this when she gets home.

Take this silly test here. You can tell us who you got in the comment section below if you want.