If you didn't know what this list of ten things was, you might think it was a top 10 dysfunction list (except for number 10). Or a top 10 list of things about Pamela Anderson.

Half the list seems negative. Who would want to struggle with alcohol or suffer a mental illness? Oddly enough, the following is a top 10 indications of genius. To read more and see full explanations go here.

Here is the top ten:

10. Virginity
9. Drug use
8. Keeping late hours
7. Alcoholism
6. Large breasts
5. Blue eyes
4. Trivial hobbies
3. Seemingly pointless pursuits
2. Doodling
1. Mental illness

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